today was the best day… of… my… entire… life.

What will be henceforth be known as “The Vet” (short for veterans day, a tradition that we are hoping to continue yearly…)

But, alas, it is just too magical to truly be able to explain it all in it’s magnificant glory, and if I had told you, surely your eyes would bleed from the words you would be reading, and your mind would implode with the magnificant forces that would be propelled upon it when thinking of how much fun you would have had had you been with us.

With that said, here’s a brief BRIEF outline of what happened today.

1:00 rusty picked me up, started trip meter.
Gas station
Interstate
“Home of the 1890 Festival”
Gainsville
Starke
“~~I scream, you scream, dont scream for Root Beer~~”
No tip-o-rama
Train-o-rama
negative progress-o-rama
Russel
Zombie Russel
Sunset
St. John River
Thriller
Switzerland
Orangedale, “Where we invented cancer, and also home of the 1892 festival!”
Jacksonville Bridges
Awesome colored fountain
Patrick call-o-rama
Pizz-a-rama
Neptune beach barefoot at night
Barnes and Noble
Best Buy
Walmart and thousands of techno cd’s
“Just Right” techno cd’s
I-95 Traffic Jam
Crazy ass truckers
Gas Station “Is it hot in here, or am I just high?”
I-4 + techno we know and love
Orlando
“Captain Morgan”
Lakeland
Temple Terrace
I-75
Home
2:56am
EXACTLY 560.0 miles

One hell of a day.

SEE YA NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!

(meaning, i’m back home. I’m gonna sleep quite a lot tomorrow though.)

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