The Basics

Year: 2023
Who Drove: Rusty
Where did you go? LaBelle, Fort Lauderdale
What did you eat? Cinnamon French toast breakie combo with FRESH ORANGE JUICE, a Reese’s FastBreak, half a Zagnut bar, burgers, bland fries, extremely disappointing chicken wings, and cheesecake. ABSOLUTELY NO McRIB SANDWICHES.

Memorable Moments

  • The epic saga of Holly’s VET
  • A-A-A-Angie and the VET
  • Crazy Guy Voice in space
  • No original Cow Tales, no Salted Nut Rolls
  • Like ten dead-ends due to Rusty’s hubris (fighting the VET)
  • AH! Real Monsters
  • A beautiful art gallery with so much NFS
  • Clewiston vs. Fort Lauderdale
  • Big Cypress Reservation
  • A dead alligator
  • A Tale of Two Cities
  • A truly disappointing Japanese market selling blocks of tuna
  • Awesome gigantic cruise ship
  • BJ the AI DJ
  • King Kong’s Massage
  • Donkey Kong’s Pizza Jungle
  • Passing the same McDonald’s three times and not getting a single McRib
  • The Peach Cobbler Factory
  • Fucking Harbor Shops
  • Can you think of a restaurant that serves turkey?
  • Three baby playlists and two badass playlists

2023 VET Jamz